Neon Goblin
I’m the friend your other friends warned you about. Aging punk. Mexican vanilla. Gremlin energy. Neurodivergent AF. Queer ish. Keeper of the Hell Hounds. Ruiner of lives, mostly my own. I’ll never be nice to your bigot grandma. If I can’t smoke, I’m not coming. Sandpaper is less abrasive. Part time nihilist, full time satanist. NSFW, impressionable people, & young children. They/them. Not above hexing you. Really just two pitbulls in an oversized hoodie & wig.
Vincent Black
Bro's bro, gaming aficionado & gym enthusiast. The only son of a "cool" mom. I got my first tattoo at 9 years young, pierced up by 12. Started playing guitar in punk & metal bands in Detroit by 14. Usually angry & prone to violent outbursts. Will fight your racist uncle Randy at Thanksgiving dinner & give zero fucks about how good of a guy you say he is. I don't watch sports, but I am open to making fun of your favorite team for laughs. The thought of going to church makes me ill.
